You knew it had to happen...
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Did you hear that the South African Billabong surfing competition was won by a rank outsider? A Sri Lankan on a fridge.
How do you recognise the prostitute in Phuket?
She is the chick in fishnet
All elections in South East Asia have been cancelled, something about floating voters.
Holidayers are flocking to Thailand apparently. The beaches are awash with tourists.
Aren't the beachfront cities in Thailand without power?
No, there's plenty of current running through the towns
Why do all the sharks in the Indian Ocean have diarrhea?
They have been eating Thai all damn week!
What's the least popular detergent in Indonesia?
What did the racist beachfront hotel owner say while standing at the registration desk?
Who let the Indian in?
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