Monday, January 10, 2005

Tsunami Jokes

You knew it had to happen...

Disclaimer: If you may find jokes about the tsunami offensive, don't read any further.

BTW, select text to read jokes...

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Did you hear that the South African Billabong surfing competition was won by a rank outsider? A Sri Lankan on a fridge.

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How do you recognise the prostitute in Phuket?
She is the chick in fishnet

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All elections in South East Asia have been cancelled, something about floating voters.

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Holidayers are flocking to Thailand apparently. The beaches are awash with tourists.

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Aren't the beachfront cities in Thailand without power?
No, there's plenty of current running through the towns

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Why do all the sharks in the Indian Ocean have diarrhea?
They have been eating Thai all damn week!

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Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
Sue.
Sue Who?
SUE NAMIIIII!!

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What's the least popular detergent in Indonesia?
Tide.

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What did the racist beachfront hotel owner say while standing at the registration desk?
Who let the Indian in?

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