To Whom It May Concern,
I am writing to you to propose the addition of a new public holiday to our calendar. I call it 'Corby Day', in commemoration of Schapelle Corby and her brave fight.
Although her brave fight may be ultimately unsuccessful (TBA 10AM WST), Schapelle will enter her Bali jail with a sense of pride that she is joining celebrities, the likes of which include Abu Bakar Bashir, and who can forget that funny little man, Amrozi.
That'll teach her for taking Aussie grown drugs away from Aussie kids...