Education Minister Brendan Nelson supports the teaching of a controversial new theory of creationism, but only if it is balanced by the instruction of established science.
While you're at it why don't we teach the kids that Rapunzel was real, giants live in the clouds and cats can wear boots. Maybe I am being facetious but if you want your kids to learn faith based teachings, send the little Damiens to a religious school. It is not a job for the state to teach religion.
For some added amusing reading on intelligent design, see here.
Then look at this image.