Thursday, October 06, 2005

Hoo-fucking-ray...

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have been out of the spotlight since the release of 'Batman Begins' and 'War of the Worlds', which mysteriously coincided with the announcement that Tom and Katie were dating and then engaged, now comes the news that TomKat are having a baby. It must be an immaculate conception as Katie has gone on record saying that she isn't up for sex before marriage. Maybe it was the evil aliens that live on Mars and Venus (according to Scientology Scriptures)?

When Tom Cruise professed his love for Katie he was seen to abuse a couch (see picture below), how the hell is he going to top that. He is really going to have to dive into his bag of 'Stupid Publicity Stunts', purchased from ACME of course (on the same page as the 'Pipe Full o' Fun Kit Number 7').


Another conspiracy theory going on here, but Tom is currently filming Mission Impossible 3, which is due for release next May. Let us say that Katie is already 2 months gone, that puts the baby's birth around the end of April, strangely enough just before the release of Tom's new movie. What a publicist's dream...

It is a good thing that Tom Cruise is a rich guy, cos this kid is gonna need some serious therapy when he/she gets older...

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